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Target: $10,000
Amount raised last year: $12,507
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Our Motivation

STACHEY IS BACK, BABY.
It’s 2025, and the follicles are tingling.

Last year, the Stachey crew raised OVER $10,000 for men’s health and finished Top 50 in the U.S. Not to brag, but—actually, yes, to brag. Let’s crank it up again this year and absolutely smash the 10K mark. Men’s health isn’t a trend—it’s the mission.

As tradition demands, we honor a legendary mustache wearer who is no longer with us. This year, we raise our razors and protein shakes to the one and only HULK HOGAN.
The man didn’t just wear a mustache—he power-slammed it into pop culture history. That iconic handlebar? A beacon of strength, charisma, and slightly sweaty bandanas. Whether he was dropping leg drops or brother-ing up a storm, his stache stood firm through every body slam. RIP to a true facial hair heavyweight.

And now, a gentle reminder to follow the M.U.F.F. (Mustaches Uniformly Fitting Face) guidelines, because a mustache without discipline is just lip lint:

1) Mustache growth must stay inflation-adjusted. No exceptions.
2) Due to ongoing global nonsense, sloppy ‘staches are permitted for ONE week max. Shape it up.
3) Mustache surgery must be witnessed. We believe in public accountability.
4) Disinfect with alcohol (top shelf preferred) weekly. Yes, this counts as self-care.
5) Approved stache contact: significant others, dogs, cigars, pint glasses, and rare steaks.
6) Photos? Soft smiles only. Your mustache does the talking.
7) Daily requirement: 17 minutes of direct sunlight. SPF optional.
8)(Yes, we skipped 8 last year. Tradition now.)
9) If someone stares too long, calmly remind them: “My eyes are up here.”
10) Conduct a mustache mobility check before leaving home. Approved phrases include:
“Unique New York”
“Great Grandmother’s Spatula”
“The Human Torch needs a bank loan”

Stay hydrated. Stay hygienic. Stay Stachey.
—Your Chief Mustache Officer

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Tanner Scott

over halfway through the month and stachey is.........(drumroll) #69 team in the US. lets keep it stachey!

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over halfway through the month and stachey is.........(drumroll) #69 team in the US. lets keep it stachey!

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Great stache Kory! Xod

71 Week(s) Ago
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Great stache Kory! Xod

Tanner Scott

Great MOing this year team! Proud of the effort and this team. Thank you to all who participated.

Tanner Scott

Great MOing this year team! Proud of the effort and this team. Thank you to all who participated.

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Tanner Scott

day 21.....Stachey in the top 50 teams in US. lets keep it MOing.

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Tanner Scott

after 8 Days.....Stay Stachey is almost breaking into the Top 50 teams in US. letsgoooo.

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Tanner Scott

Stachey is in the TOP 100 teams! MO-VING on up baby! Halfway through the month. Keep it growing.

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Tanner Scott

Last 7 days of MOVEMBER team. Keep the STACHE raging! Let’s beat last years #s!!!

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Tanner Scott

RIP to a great man and mustache wearer.

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