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SOS (Save Our Stache-hostage): The Final Countdown
Avast ye!
I am sending this update via semaphore from somewhere in the Atlantic. The situation has escalated. The "Pirate" stache didn't just take the wheel; it has fully shanghaied the rest of me aboard a brigantine.
The power of this follicular overlord has grown to the point where it’s causing optical interference. As you can see in the attached photo, I can’t even get a clear picture of myself anymore—only the mustache comes out in high definition. My face is merely a blurry delivery mechanism for the stache at this point.
But there is hope. Tomorrow, December 9th, is the very last day for Movember contributions.
Legend has it (or at least, I’m hoping) that if we hit our final fundraising goal, the mustache’s mystical hold will be broken, the fog will lift, and I can finally return to Crystal Lake.
If you have been waiting for the right moment to help, this is it. Help me secure the final booty for men's health and buy my freedom back from this facial hair.
DONATE HERE TO BREAK THE CURSE:
$$https://movember.com/m/15049443?mc=1$$
Truly, thank you all for playing along with my nonsense this month and for the incredible generosity you've shown for a very serious cause.
Brent Marnati
*Mustaches of MCC is not technically affiliated with McHenry County College other than that team members are all volunteers from within the college's community.
