We’re 22 days into #Movember, and the mustache is officially in its rebellious teen phase. It’s a little unruly, full of attitude, and definitely thinks it’s cooler than it is. People keep asking if I’m auditioning for a 70s cop show or moonlighting as a barista with serious opinions on pour-overs.
But hey, it’s all for a good cause—raising awareness and funds for men’s health. So, if you see me out there with this fuzzy lip caterpillar, remember: I’m not just growing it; I’m cultivating it... for charity.
Donations are always welcome, and so are compliments. Let’s finish strong, friends!
Message c/o ChatGPT - could you tell?