It's time to stache some cash for men's health.
Soon the polls will close, but for now we have
Leaving a balance of $50
With that, My Moustache will live until January 7th.
In a last-minute Blitzkrieg maneuver, my family has intervened! Apparently they are fans of the bare upper lip.
I support the Chairman's mustache. It will be perfect for Trial By Jury. It must live. Any removal must wait 'til then.
Seriously, how could anyone think of getting rid of something this magnificent before we begin work on the Gilbert & Sullivan shows?
Make that Early February!
It is now $150 for MORE MO
and $80 for NO MO
which leaves my 'stache $70 in the black.
As it stands, the face caterpillar will live to late January!
The 'stache must not survive the winter! Destroy!
STATUS UPDATE: We have $100 in favor and $60 against mustache maintenance.
If donations stopped now, I'd be keeping the 'stache through December.
Shave it off
If you would like your donations to be counted AGAINST the moustache, like Maia's, please leave a comment here or just let me know in an email to
Uh Oh, the blot thickens: there is new competition!
My 'Stache is imperiled!
Donations by Maia will be counted negatively - If you want to keep my loving and adorable facial fur around, you'll have to beat her.
The Upper Lip War has begun!
To all who have donated, my face-caterpillar thanks you from the bottom of its fuzzy, crumb-catching heart.