to humiliate the competition by humiliating myself -
to elimate silos of mustachery by a delicate balance of depth and breadth.
THANK YOU ALL!
So Don Mattingly. How could I resist?
Baumgartner, you're an animal. Consider this your concession call.
you are killin' it.
(p.s. thank JJ for that video. the dramatic pause at 0:28 is where i lost it.)
so jello of your moe I was slo to doe
I am a Movember Tree
Keep up the good work. This might be the solution for world peace.
Check out the great rendering of my mustachio in 2007... Mattingly or Munson?
I'd like to thank the donators... those who have given $ and those who have given praise. This is a big bushy mess, and I'm proud of the money raised so far.
You gotta get a picture of the table posted on your page.
I would donate monthly for you to keep rockin that Reynolds look!
You look a little like a later in life, creepy Super Mario.
You should be paying me to look at that mustache, Groucho.
Does this buy me a picture of you in a leisure suit? That would be so Burt Reynolds!
This is happening. Need some support. Where's Friday Puppy when you need it?
My donation retroactively counts for mustaches grown by you in the past.
There is no doubt you can do this. I have photos to prove it.