Once a year, I stop doing the full head shave and just let the beast grow! Grow, you furry monster, grow!
Oh, yeah. That's the ticket. Let's see how this works out for a while. I am pleased.
Well, well, well! Just cleaning up the neck line makes this thing look presentable! I'll have to remember that. But I still think shorter is the way to go. Back to the salon...
Dec 2. 30 days from Shave. We did it! It's quite impressive. But the time has come to clean this beast up a bit. Now to experiment...
Nov 30. 28 days from Shave. I wish I had a photo which showed how puffy my head hair is. I look like I have bear ears.
Nov 29. 27 days from Shave. We're getting so close to the end! Look at it! So lovely. All bristly and shit. I look like a wire-haired fox terrier in a track jacket.
Nov 26. 24 days from Shave. Oh, my! You caught me off guard! Me, in nothing but my robe. You can see how the beard connects to my luscious chest hair via a furry Bering Strait land bridge. Sexy.
Nov 22. Update. Cool Uncle Matt post-nephew chasing. Beer? Check. Rubber snake around neck? Totes check.
Nov 22. 20 days from Shave. Thanksgiving. I'm on my way to my sister's. Soon I will have to chase and "get" my four nephews. These are the burdens of being cool Uncle Matt.
Nov 21. 19 days from Shave. My mistrustful face looks a lot cooler with the beard. Yowza! I can feel the seething leeriness through the monitor! He's a suspicious powerhouse!
Nov 20. 18 days from Shave. Now that's better! Hello, longshoreman!
Nov 18. 16 days from Shave. This picture? Not so hot. This one says,"I'm updating my Movember page right now and should take a quick photo of myself." Not very inspiring. Cute, but not mind blowing. I'll try better next time.
Nov 16. 14 days from Shave. I'm in a taxi being generally awesome. I like to think I look like a director lost in thought. I have no idea why. I think it's the scarf.
Nov 15. 13 days from Shave. Some drunk married dude doesn't care for these Movember shenanigans and photo bombs me. What a nerd.
Nov 14. 12 days from Shave. You're welcome.
Nov 12. 10 days from Shave. I like it.
Nov 9. 6.5 days from Shave. Who's a fuzzy wuzzy little boo bear? Who is it? It's you! Yes, it is! Awwwwwwwwww.
Nov 8. 5.5 days from Shave. I think I'm officially scruffy now. Scruffy looking nerf herder that is! Boom!
Nov 7. 4.5 days from Shave. BO got reelected. True Sparrow merged with Fab. My scuff is coming in. Things are looking very, very positive.
Nov 6. Scratchy is giving way to velvety. White patches lovingly visible. The beast stirs.
Nov 5. 2.5 days from Shave. I'm at the True Sparrow offices in Pune. Good to see the crew again. It's been a while.