Cory Elsmore Captain of Standardized Testes

48 hours left!

At the stube. The most manliest if places. My stache rejoices.

Entering the final week!

Oh man, I am awful at this! Two full days without an update, I sincerely apologize. In any case, growth has been maximal, and I'm ready for the final push to the end of the month!

Day 16 brings with it a whole new perspective. I feel like I'm at that awkward stage where smiling looks goofy, without looking good-hearted. I do think I'm less than a week from wax being a reasonable proposition though!

Day 15. Contrary to the rest of the campaign, I'll let my Mo' speak for itself this time.

One day from the halfway point. Thanks again to all who have donated so far!

Unlucky day 13! I'm bucking the trend with some amazingly generous donations, and a moustache that is, well, very slightly longer than yesterday.

It's getting quite burly at this point in the game. I'm beginning to sense a foreign intelligence, pulling at my mind. I've had urges to build furniture, to whittle, and to consume red meat.

Given how far there is left to go, this mo' is going to require some taming by months end. I've ordered up some wax, we'll see how that comes out!

Tomorrow was not only not better, but I forgot entirely! I spent the day doing manly things at least. The morning was spent climbing, and the guys that are good at that generally have great facial hair. The evening included some golden gloves boxing. Bottom line, the moustache received lots of motivation.

Day 9. Worst update ever, tomorrow will be better!

Day 8! The second week is upon us.

One week is in the bag! Multiply the state of the 'stache by 4, and you have a pretty good idea of how I'll look come the end of the month.

Thanks again to all that have contributed. Please consider joining them!

Apparently you can only post one picture per update, so here is me + bourbon.

I think I figured out the secret. Check out my first picture for today. I look like a creepy dude with a moustache. Now, check out the second picture. Add in some bourbon, and all the sudden the 'stache fits. I've come to the realization that I am just going to have to be as manly as possible (constantly), for the remainder of the month. That, or walk around with a bottle of bourbon for effect.