Let me clear this up for everyone, once and for all.
The middle part of my moustache does not grow. No, I did not accidentally shave that portion off. No, it is not an optical illusion or some advanced photoshop magic. It refuses to grow. I have massaged it with an electric toothbrush. I have sung it lullabies every night. I have begged, pleaded, cajoled. I have offered up my firstborn son. To no avail. Suggestions, anyone?
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