Let me clear this up for everyone, once and for all.
The middle part of my moustache does not grow. No, I did not accidentally shave that portion off. No, it is not an optical illusion or some advanced photoshop magic. It refuses to grow. I have massaged it with an electric toothbrush. I have sung it lullabies every night. I have begged, pleaded, cajoled. I have offered up my firstborn son. To no avail. Suggestions, anyone?
Erin Sink donated $25.0026 Week(s) Ago
Danny, there's a sharpie on my desk. Feel free to use it with reckless abandon
Tanuja Gupta donated $25.0026 Week(s) Ago
How much do I have to donate for you to shave that off??? ;-) Keep fighting the good fight!
David Fitzgerald donated $15.0026 Week(s) Ago
I find it noble that you're raising money but wearing the rodents you've killed on your upper lip? Oh it's a mustache... oh... awkward